1. PICK ONE OF YOUR SCARS AND EXPLAIN HOW YOU GOT IT?
I cut my thumb off…
2. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
Invincible.
3. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO?
Good music.
4. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
Hells no.
5. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
Money.
6. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
No one.
7. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION?
Nothing.
8. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL?
God.
9. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
Yes…
10. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Only when there’s monsters in my closet.
11. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE
Nothing. They all smell like ass when used by people who don’t understand the meaning of proper dosage.
12. WHAT KIND OF HAIR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
No hippies.
13. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO/AT?
Nowhere. Fuck marriage.
14. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS?
Coffee… Espresso.
15. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Cheese, and lots of it.
16. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Your soul.
17. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
I dunno.
18. DO YOU SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE?
Japanese.
19. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU (OF THE OPPOSITE SEX)?
Nothing.
20. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
Yes.
21. WHAT IS THE
Just tell them.
22. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
73.
23. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Fuck hair colour.
24. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?
Your mom.
25. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
People.
26. HAS ANYONE EVER SPIT ON U?
Yes.
27. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
Kryptonite.
28. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST JOB?
Assassin.
29. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Yes.
30. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS SURVEY?
Lying in the fetal position in pain.
31. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Fuck plastic surgery.
32. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
’Cause I felt like it.
33. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
Nothing.
34. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
I wouldn’t give a shit.
35. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Peace.
36. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
None. Children are a sexually transmitted disease.
37. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
No.
38. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
I have no wishes.
39. WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE?
I don’t choose favorites.
40. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
Never.
41. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
No.
42. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
I don’t eat lunch meat.
43. ANY BAD HABITS?
Probably.
44. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD YOU OWN?
I dunno.
45. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Probably not. I’m too angry and depressed.
46. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Apparently, yes.
47. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
Fuck you.
48. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
Nowhere.
49. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
No.
50. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
My pwn imagination.
51. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
No, absolutely not…
52. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
I’d rather not.
53. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
Nothing.
54. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
…
55. DO YOU UN-TIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
No.
56. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Human soul.
57. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS?
Purple
58.YOUR DREAM CAR?
I hate cars…
59. WHO/WHAT DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW?
Happiness.
60. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Should I care?
61. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Music.
62. LAST THING YOU ATE?
Human soul.
63. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
A stranger.
64. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE PREFERRED SEX?
Their faults.
65. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
In Hell.
66. SCARIEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?
Nothing.
67. FAVORITE DRINK?
Human blood…
68. FAVORITE JOKE?
…
69. FAVORITE SPORT?
…
70. YOUR HAIR COLOR?
…
71. YOUR EYE COLOR?
I can’t see my own eyes.
72. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES?
No.
73. HAVE BROTHERS AND SISTERS?
Yes.
74. FAVORITE MONTH?
Dismember.
75. YOU LIKE SUSHI?
Yes.
76. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
Samurai Pizza Cats.
77. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
None.
78. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
No.
79.SUMMER OR WINTER?
…
80. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
Neither.
81. WHO DO YOU SECRETLY LOVE?
No one.
82. FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT?
None.
83.
…
84. BIGGEST TURNOFF?
Asking too many fucking questions.
85. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND:
Long, long ago, in a galaxy far, far away…
86. LAST KISS:
…
87. LAST TEXT YOU RECIEVED:
…
88. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH:
…
89. DO YOU WISH YOU CAN SEE ANYONE PARTICULAR RIGHT NOW:
No.
90. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NAME:
…
91. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED/ ARE ATTENDING:
92. WHERE ARE YOU NOW?
At home.
93. ARE YOU SMILING:
No.
94. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING:
…
95. ARE YOU IN LOVE:
No.
96. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE:
…
97. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG:
Wasn’t this question already asked..?
99. EVER BEEN DRUNK:
Yes.
100. PLAN ON GETTING DRUNK SOON:
No.
