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You Were a Toad

You drift into altered states of consciousness freely and easily. You also have the power to change luck and live a long life.

What Animal Were You In a Past Life?

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You Are 76% Peaceful

You are a very peaceful person. All is good in your world, no matter what's going on. Occasionally you let your problems get to you, but you generally remain upbeat. Your inner strength is inspirational - much more so than you may realize.

How Peaceful Are You?

The answer to the answer

The question is:
"Are you asleep?"

Of course, this riddle could apply to a lot of things if you use your imagination.

Riddle me this

What is a yes or no question that you can never truthfully answer yes to?

The answer

A mirror.

Hopping off the band wagon and standing pretty

Riddle me this:

When there is fire in me, I am still cold.
When I when I wear your true face, you will not see me.
I can only give as much as I receive.
In the end, I may have everything, but I can keep nothing.

What am I?

Cookies to whoever can guess it! :3

philosophy time

In my life, I will do many things that I will regret, but the one thing I will never regret...

Is living the life I wanted.

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That's all for today. I'm busy...

Uuuugh...

I am currently not in the best of moods...

I cried a bit earlier...

I cried because I can feel pain...

I cried because I do feel pain...

I cried because the pain is both physical and emotional...

I cried because of a combination of things.

Not only is it that time again (C'mon. You know what I'm talking about...), but I also have to deal with certain people that I live with, and I'm extremely stressed about school and work. I'm low on cash and I still need to do my Christmas/birthday shopping for about 6 different people, and I still owe people money.

I think I'm going to stay home tomorrow. At least for most of the day. I have to write my Programming Exam, and I don't think there's a way out of it, so I have to do it during lunch and third period. That's the way the teacher works. One period isn't enough for him. He has to take away every one's free time. I'm just gonna skip the rest of my classes, stay home, and sleep away everything.

I am very disappointed with the world.

RANDOM RANT TIME!

I was talking to someone in class who said she couldn't possibly eat duck or venison because ducks and deer are too cute innocent to kill. Yet this same person eats every other kind of meat. So you're saying that cows, pigs, chickens, fish, and just about every other animal that has ever been killed is in no way innocent and deserved to die? Ya... That makes a lot of sense...

A few days ago, Lane Garrison, the star of Prison Break, was out driving drunk. He killed one 17-year boy and hit 2 girls before crashing his SUV. He was not arrested and the crime wasn't even put on his record. Oh, God forbid we punish a celebrity! Who will entertain us?

While on the subject of stupid celebrities, Paris Hilton wants to make babies. She definitely knows how. She was apparently inspired by Britney Spears. "It's been my dream to have 4 babies by 30." She seems to think she'd be a good mother. "I look after animals, so I'd have a lot to give my kids." ... Mmmhmm... She's already 25, so she'll have to do a lot of baby making from now on. Not that that's a problem for her. And who does she think is going to be the father? Does she even have a boyfriend/pimp (most likely the pimp)? Shouldn't she get married first? Apparently not. I feel sorry for whoever the guy's going to be. Hell I feel sorry for her unborn children.

Recently, comedians have been very strict about saying the n-word. Damon Wayans was banned from Laugh Factory (the club notorious for the Michael Richards act) for 3 months and fined. FINED. Fined for calling his own routine 'N***** Night'. The man is black. Since when was it a crime for a black man to call himself by the n-word? I refrain from saying it myself because I am white and would most likely get my ass kicked...

In any case, I must be off. I'm being kicked off the computer...

Interlude of Hibernation

Who Should Paint You: Andy Warhol

You've got an interested edge that would be reflected in any portrait You don't need any fancy paint techniques to stand out from the crowd!

What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?

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Your Hair Should Be Purple

Intense, thoughtful, and unconventional. You're always philosophizing and inspiring others with your insights.

What's Your Funky Inner Hair Color?

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It's been a while since I've written anything. I guess I just don't have much to say... I'm tired lately. I haven't gotten much sleep lately. It's really cold...

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"I want to live where soul meets body,
And let the sun wrap it's arms around me,
And bathe my skin in water, cool and cleansing,
And feel, feel what's like to be new,

'Cause in my head, there's a Greyhound station,
Where I've sent my thoughts to far off destinations,
So they may have a chance of finding a place,
Where they're far more suited than here,

I cannot guess what we'll discover,
We turn the dirt with our palms cupped like shovels,
But I know our filthy hands can wash one another's,
And not one speck will remain,

I do believe it's true,
That there a roads left in both of our shoes,
If the silence takes you,
Then I hope it takes me takes me too,

So brown eyes, I'll hold you near,
'Cause you're the only song I want to hear,
A melody softly soaring through my atmosphere,
Where soul meets body..."

-Soul Meets Body
-Death Cab for Cutie

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There's CRAP in my BED!!!

and

Throwing up means 'I love you'...

More...

You Are 92% Open Minded

You are so open minded that your brain may have fallen out! Well, not really. But you may be confused on where you stand. You don't have a judgemental bone in your body, and you're very accepting. You enjoy the best of every life philosophy, even if you sometimes contradict yourself.

How Open Minded Are You?

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Your Body Image is 8% Unhealthy, 92% Healthy

You have a great body image. You know that no one looks perfect, and you're happy the way you are. Also, you don't judge other people on their looks... and it helps them feel better about their own bodies!

How's Your Body Image?

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Your Element Is Air

You dislike conflict, and you've been able to rise above the angst of the world. And when things don't go your way, you know they'll blow over quickly. Easygoing, you tend to find joy from the simple things in life. You roll with the punches, and as a result, your life is light and cheerful. You find it easy to adapt to most situations, and you're an open person. With you, what you see is what you get... and people love that!

What's Your Element?

Just a few more blog thingies...

You Are 100% Psychic

You are so very psychic. But you already predicted that, didn't you? You have "the gift" - and you use it daily to connect with others. You're very tapped into the world around you... Just make sure to use your powers for good!

Are You Psychic?

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Your Famous Last Words Will Be:

"So, you're a cannibal."

What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

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Dun dun dun...

You Are Death

You symbolize the end, which can be frightening. But you also symbolize the immortality of the soul. You represent transformation, rebirth of a new life. Sweeping away the past is part of this card, as painful as it may be. Your fortune: Don't worry, this card does not predict death itself. Instead it foreshadows the ending of an era of your life, one that is hard to let go of. But with the future great new things will come, and it's time to embrace them. Mourn for a while, but then face the future with humility and courage.

What Tarot Card Are You?

This test's lame though. This is just one of those lame tests that puts out a random answer. I entered the same name 3 times and got a different card each time. I just thought this one was funny...

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Your Aura is Violet

Idealistic and thoughtful, you have the mind and ideas to change the world. And you have the charisma of a great leader, even if you don't always use it! The purpose of your life: saying truths that other people dare not say Famous purples include: Mahatma Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Jr., Susan B. Anthony Careers for you to try: Political Activist, Inventor, Life Coach

What Color Is Your Aura?

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Your Deadly Sins

Gluttony: 80%

Sloth: 80%

Envy: 40%

Greed: 40%

Lust: 40%

Wrath: 40%

Pride: 20%

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 49%

You'll die from food poisoning - and then the natives will feast on your fatty limbs.

How Sinful Are You?

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You Play it Cool

You're not in your face, smokin' hot... and it's all by design You have a carefully crafted cool persona, leaving everyone wanting to know just a little more.

Are You Hot?

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You Are Grape

You are bold and a true individual. You are very different and very okay with that. People know you as a straight shooter. You're very honest, even when the truth hurts. You are also very grounded and practical. No one is going to sneak anything by you. People enjoy your fresh approach to life. And it's this honesty that makes you a very innovative person.

What Color Purple Are You?

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Decode my furcode:
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My fur code.

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Those bastards at the generator won't let me keep my image!!!
Nooooo...
My Katamari...